The Great Mirror, Part II

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Author’s Note: This is a continuation of a story. Part I can be found here.

In retrospect my industriousness clouded my judgment, as I didn’t even keep the doctor’s appointment to see to my hand. The wound had healed of its own accord by the next morning, leaving only the faintest pink line of a scar that looked like a crooked smile. Since I didn’t need to take time out of my schedule, I hadn’t given the object any more thought for the next week. Instead, I busied myself with grading undergraduate exams and final revisions on a paper due for publication. Any moment spent in my office was kept to checking email or other inane tasks.

On a soggy Monday morning, I found myself with a little free time I could spend deciphering the writing on the mirror. The first thing I did was take an etching, so that I wouldn’t have to strain my eyes on the object itself. With the etching spread out on my desk, I made out the initial salutations almost immediately. Dr. Talmadge would have known these as well, and by all accounts she had made the same translation as I had.

Just like her, I ran into deep waters past that salutation. Whatever the artificer was trying to say wasn’t in any cuneiform script I was familiar with. The thing that piqued my interest was that they did look similar to what I knew, but they were just off enough to signify a different word entirely. Certainly I could understand why Dr. Talmadge undertook a translation; this might have been a window into a written language heretofore undiscovered.

While I went through my personal library looking for books to help me in my task, I was interrupted by a small, muffled noise coming from upstairs. A flash of light cascaded across the mirror’s face, and when I looked I distinctively thought I saw a view of my garden. Immediately I knew it couldn’t have been, since the angle of the view was all wrong. I could see someone was laying down in the middle of my vegetables, but the person was entirely motionless.

The window across from the mirror looked into that very place, and in a fit of superstition I went and checked it myself. Nothing was out there except for the plants I was growing. I glanced back at the mirror, which lost the image I thought I saw. There was still the matter of the scream I heard, so I decided to leave the office and investigate.

I found my housekeeper at work cleaning the ground floor, her daughter quietly doing homework on one of my sofas. When I asked them if they heard anything, they both said no. My skin must have had a pallid complexion, because my housekeeper asked me if I was alright. Her kindness reassured me that all was well, and I told her that I was probably suffering from some kind of stress. I apologized for my intrusion, and went back downstairs to continue my studies.

Throwing myself completely into my work, I worked on finding out which demons were being represented as the holders of the mirrors. Some sources had resemblances to minions of the ancient Mesopotamian underworld, while others put them more closely to a few unlikely Hittite examples. The latter was too recent to be directly credible, but I did entertain the thought that they could be ancient keys to an even more ancient icon.

A bit further into my research, I was interrupted by a small chorus of whispers. I thought they came from behind the mirror, so I got out of my chair and inspected the small space between it and the wall. The only thing I noticed was a small vent for the air conditioning, which was blowing fully in the Georgia summer. Closing my eyes, I chided myself for such a silly distraction from my work.

When I came back around and reclined into my chair, I thought I saw my reflection not as I actually was, but as someone else entirely. The man looked a little similar, but on closer inspection I noticed he had no eyes. To my shock, I also noticed he had no left hand.

Just as before, the image disappeared as soon as I thought what I was seeing. Gratified that it had to have been an hallucination, I looked outside and saw that night had fallen. All that work must have been stress, I told myself. I resolved to get some rest and relaxation before continuing work. In keeping with that promise, I left the mirror alone that night.


Happy Independence Day

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Today is Independence Day here in the United States, where we celebrate the founding of our country and the signing of the Declaration of Independence in 1776. To my fellow Americans, have a happy Independence Day. Try not to get injured in any fireworks related accidents. I will do my best to heed my own advice.

People outside the U.S. might not fully understand what benefits there was to fighting for independence, so I’ve compiled a very short list of the most important* things:

– The ability to drink and use fireworks at the same time without anyone looking at you funny.

– Being able to go shopping in one’s pajamas.

– Not having to throw in an extra “u” in words like “honor” or “color.”

For those outside the U.S., have a pleasant July 4th. If you wanted to celebrate, though, we really don’t mind here in the States. Think of it as an extra excuse to have some cake or annoy the neighbors. Well, maybe don’t annoy the neighbors – unless they deserve it. Also, if your country has a similar tradition of celebrating its independence or inception, let me know in the comments. I know I missed Canada Day (sorry everyone living in the frozen north!), but I blame Google for not informing me.

*These are actually not the most important things to most Americans. Although, judging from what we put on TV and the Internet, it might seem like that at times.

The Great Mirror, Part I

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As a tenured faculty professor of archaeology at Stonewall University in southern Georgia, I frequently receive requests from around the world to identify old artifacts. Most of these are appraisals, heirs to personal items who hope that they’ve inherited something of value. I turn those down automatically, since I don’t want to encourage such crass demands.

On very few occasions, I do receive items from distinguished colleagues who need assistance identifying a troublesome artifact. Usually these items are small trinkets, like a stone receipt in cuneiform or a talisman depicting some Greek deity. I have no qualms with this sort of work, since it gives me steady material for scholarly papers without having to travel. Sometimes I can even let the university’s museum display the items for a time, which encourages more visitors to come down from Atlanta or up from Savannah.

However, a month ago I received a large packing crate from the estate of Dr. Ana Talmadge, one of my former professors in Mesopotamian studies. According to the letter that came with it, she’d died quite unexpectedly in a train accident near Boston. She had several items she was working on for the Iraqi National Museum, and the crate contained the largest item – a polished mirror from the time of Hammurabi. There was some eroded cuneiform along the rim of the mirror, carved into a rock that looked like obsidian. Doctor Talmadge wanted me to translate it in the event that she couldn’t, and the Iraqi government agreed with her decision. Eager to provide one last service for a dear mentor, I took delivery.

When I got the heavy crate into my basement office, I took better stock of the object inside. About two meters high, it was made out of a rock I couldn’t quite identify, chiseled into the shape of two demons holding the mirror upright between them. The reflective surface was made out of the same dark rock, but it had been restored well enough to hold a decent image. Examining the cuneiform script more closely, I determined that it was going to take some time and effort to clarify the writing and get a decent translation. I decided I’d let it sit upright in the crate behind my desk until I figured out how best to proceed.

In my excitement, I did not notice a rusty nail protruding from the edge of the crate where my hand rested. I had only looked away for a moment, but I had managed to slice open my right palm from thumb to little finger. Worse, I wasn’t looking where my hand went, and I discovered I’d actually grabbed the mirror with my bloody hand. My wound tingled in slight pain, and I thought I heard the sound of sizzling. Curiously, when I withdrew my hand to examine the damage my carelessness caused, I could not find a single blemish on the item.

I decided that I’d been reckless enough for one evening, and I left to go bandage my wound and schedule an appointment with my doctor the next day. The mirror had lasted for at least three thousand years; it could wait another day. In hindsight, I wished I’d paid more attention that day.

Mutually Assured Destruction

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Samantha brought two full wineglasses over to the bed, her naked skin whispering against the silk sheets. Armand laid on his stomach, his back cooling in the night air. She handed him a glass and watched him sit up and drink half of it. Hers went on the nightstand. It was around midnight, but the wind coming off the ocean was salty and warm. They were both still hot from what they’d been doing since they got the room.

Armand sensed Samantha’s discomfort, and he motioned for her to roll over. He got up and grabbed some lotion from his suitcase, squirting some onto a massage pad. With slow, deliberate motion, he worked the scented balm into her tight muscles. Only a few minutes later, she was completely relaxed. Putting the pad away, Armand said, “I hope your husband won’t mind me spending time with you like this.”

“Mmph,” said Samantha. “He doesn’t mind anything I do anymore.” She propped herself up on her elbows. “What about you?”

Finishing off the drink, Armand slouched back down onto the bed. He said, “My wife hasn’t let me touch her in years.”

“Her loss,” Samantha said with an impish grin.

“His too,” said Armand, unable to hide a smile. He reached out a hand and intertwined his fingers with hers.

They both lay in silence for ten minutes, like a delicate spell had been cast and the slightest noise could break it. Neither lover lost their smile. Neither regretted their decision or what had transpired. Both lost consciousness peacefully, hands forever joined.

Draft Repairs: Making Sure Characters Do Stuff

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It might seem a little too obvious, but characters have to actually do stuff themselves. Despite knowing this, I can find it easy to forget when I’m trying to plan out the plot of a novel. In every novel-length story I’ve attempted, there is at least one point where I figure out that I’m changing perspective or doing something else that’s crazy to try to shoehorn the action into place. At some point, I figure out that its cause might be the fact that my main character isn’t part of the main action. Here’s a couple examples of what I’m talking about, and why they might not belong in a novel.

Explanatory dialogue.
Imagine reading a Sherlock Holmes story, and Watson takes up a whole chapter talking with a constable about deductive reasoning. There’s a reason why this doesn’t (usually) happen; Doyle did a fairly decent job of having Watson know just enough to be quiet. Whenever the doctor spoke, it was supposed to help deliver information a reader wouldn’t otherwise get.

The more complex a plot gets, the more there’s an urge to have people talking about world – or galactic – events. With so many different moving parts, it’s hard to make sure one’s story has disclosed enough information to be fair. So, some people do and say stuff that takes up time that could have been spent doing something heroic.

To be fair, some people might not think this is a bad thing. However, it robs most readers of the joy of figuring things out for themselves. Why tell people about an evil corporate empire when that evil corporate empire can just kick off the novel with a supreme dick move? The latter tells every reader what they need to know without having to find out every awful thing that company has done over the years.

Breaking perspective.
This is the thing that I’m guilty of. I have a book filled with scenes from one character’s perspective, and suddenly I find the need to jump to something else happening. Sometimes I’ll get the protagonist to overhear the important thing, but all this does is create boring exposition.

Most likely I get this from watching too many fast paced movies where the antagonists get cut scenes interspersed between the protagonist’s scenes. Some movies do this very well, and the occasional book will get away with it too (think about how the Game of Thrones books are organized). But what I’ve discovered the hard way is that it’s often a crutch. If something is important enough to break perspective, that new character should be as important to the story as other protagonists.

The main reason I find this important is that it makes a story better when the problem gets fixed. Action will almost always be more interesting than quiet dialogue. By moving the story to other perspective, it also runs the risk of losing your hero’s agency. That’s a big deal, because at that point a story becomes pointless (think Raiders of the Lost Ark; Indiana Jones actually didn’t accomplish anything).

Divine Intervention

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Eric swatted another large mosquito, smearing its corpse over his oily skin. He’d been out for three hours in the bush with two other members of his church’s annual mission trip. Amanda was seventeen, a year older than Eric, and was the one who first heard about the mysterious northern tribe from one of the southern locals. From what she heard, it wouldn’t be that long of a hike, maybe an hour tops. “How much further?” Eric demanded, a little out of breath.

Kevin, the senior youth pastor and leader of the youth mission this year, hacked at another branch crossing the narrow jungle trail they followed. Having just turned thirty, he was considered young for the job. He had a lot to prove to the old folks back home, and leading an expedition to convert a new tribe would go a long way to do that. “It’s not that big of an island,” he said. “We should almost be there.”

“The southern locals just gave me a general location,” said Amanda, lifting a drooping fern. She turned to look back at Eric and caught him staring at her shorts again. Amanda let the plant go, hitting him right in the face. “Sorry,” she lied.

Eric brushed the prickly leaves aside. He turned his head to the left to avoid the longer fronds, and in the underbrush he caught two dull, red orbs, about the size of softballs. They blinked. Then, they disappeared. “Did you guys see that?” he asked, darting to catch up with the other two.

“No,” Amanda said with a groan. “You see someone?”

“I-” Eric snapped his mouth shut. There wasn’t any way he could explain what he saw, at least not without sounding mental.

Up front, Kevin sighed. “You’re not seeing monsters again, are you? Remember what pastor said about them last time?”

“The only real demons are spiritual ones,” Eric muttered. He couldn’t forget that sermon; it was directed solely at him.

“Right,” said Kevin. “We’re out here to help bring the light of truth to people who haven’t seen it. Do you think they’ll give up their superstitions if they see you have them too?” Eric was quiet.

A few feet ahead, the leaves rustled. The trio stopped, and a short man came walking out of the jungle. He wore loose trousers that went down to just above his ankles but no other clothing or jewelry. Intricate trails of ritual scars and tattoos covered his skin, including a large drawing of two red eyes on his chest. His eyes twinkled, but Eric couldn’t quite tell why. Kevin stepped forward, offering the man a smile that didn’t quite convey politeness. The man returned the expression, which made Eric’s skin crawl.

“Hello,” Amanda said from behind Kevin. “We come looking for the Frog Tribe.”

“You said they’ve never talked to outsiders before,” said Eric. “How are they supposed to know what you’re saying?”

The islander licked his lips. “It is a good question,” he replied in passable English. “We are not as cut off as the southern tribe thinks we are. We know of your people, and the gods that you bring.” He thrust his chin at Kevin’s cross.

“We’re only bringing one with us,” Kevin replied, keeping his polite smile. “I am Kevin, this is Amanda and Eric. We came this way to share our faith with you, if you’re interested.”

The stranger mirrored Kevin’s body language. “My people always like visitors from far off. Come,” he gestured, waving for them to follow. “I am Rangi. The village is not far, and we can talk much better there.”

“Pleased to meet you,” said Amanda, who spoke slowly. The missionaries followed their new guide, but something in the back of Eric’s mind made him hesitate. Amanda sensed Eric wasn’t behind her anymore, and gave him a withering glare. “Be polite,” she mouthed. Cowed, Eric caught up with the others.

Rangi took them quickly through the widening jungle trail until they arrived at a vista overlooking a large, turquoise lagoon. On the left, huts with pointed, thatched roofs dotted the shore, with dozens of people playing outside in the sand. At the opposite end of the lagoon, the ocean rolled gently against two small hills and a thin barrier formed from blackened rock. To the group’s right, the visitors saw more villagers dragging logs from the jungle. Eric asked, “What are they building over there?”

Rangi smiled. “Yes, they are preparing for the religious festival. You came just in time.”

Something in the underbrush shook violently, and Eric jumped behind Kevin and Amanda. “What was that?” he squeaked.

Rangi laughed, fixing his eyes on Eric. “There is no need to be afraid. It is just a jungle animal. They are everywhere here.”

Eric turned red. Kevin grimaced. “I’m sorry if he’s offended you.”

“It is no problem,” said Rangi, motioning for them to follow him to the huts.

Amanda shook Eric off. “Could you tell us more about your festival?”

Rangi looked at them in a way that made Eric’s skin crawl. “It is a celebration of thanks. Our god gives us what we need to live, and we show our gratitude in the way he has taught us.” They made their way down a sandy path to an immense hut, large enough to easily hold every person they saw. Two sets of tables and benches ran the length of either side of the wooden floors, all covered in the culinary bounty of the island. The breeze shifted direction, and wafted the delicious scent of the feast to the three hungry travelers. “Please, make yourself at home. Eat to your heart’s content.”

“Thank you,” said Amanda and Kevin, who eagerly took spots next to each other on the nearest bench. Kevin said grace, and they dug in.

Eric wrinkled his nose when he sat down across from them and asked, “How long has this been sitting out?”

Mid-bite, Kevin glared at the youngest missionary member. “You’re being rude,” he scolded.
“There is no offense taken,” replied Rangi. He sat down with the missionaries. “In truth, the food has just been finished. The others set it out just as I met you three.”

“What amazing timing,” said Amanda, grabbing some white meat from a bowl. It felt oily like fish meat, but it tasted like it had been dipped in butter.

“This is so good,” said Kevin, talking with his mouth full.

Rangi got up and grabbed a clay pitcher. He found three cups and filled them for the visitors. “You all must be thirsty,” he said. “Here is some juice from a fruit that grows on the island.” Kevin and Amanda eagerly accepted the drinks, gulping them down violently. Eric smelled his and set his glass over close to Amanda.

“When does your festival start?” asked Eric. Out beyond the hills, the sun was hanging low in the sky. “We got here a little later than we were supposed to,” he explained, apprehension creeping into his voice. He expected Kevin to scold him, but the youth pastor had his face buried in his plate, like a pig at a trough.

“It will start very soon, when the sun goes just below the horizon,” Rangi explained. He pointed to the villagers hauling logs. They stacked them up against each other in about eight piles, stuffing leaves and other dry foliage in between them. “We will light fires to welcome our god to shore, where he will give us his blessing. He only comes out after dark.”

Kevin and Amanda didn’t pay any attention. They’d finished their food, and sat quietly, staring into empty space. Eric asked loudly, “What sort of blessing do you get?” Kevin didn’t even react.

“It will be easier when we show you,” said Rangi, who replaced an empty bowl of meat with a full one. Kevin and Amanda continued eating in silence. A chilly wind blew in from across the water. Eric shivered, cold sweat rolling down his back. “Can you hear our god stirring? He touches all who gaze upon him.” Kevin and Amanda grunted.

From somewhere in the dense jungle, in the growing shadows pursuing the retreating sun, a guttural and deep noise came forth. Eric froze. “What was that?” His instincts told him to flee, but the sound came from between him and his refuge miles southwards.

The other two missionaries did not break from their stupor. Rangi just turned and offered Eric the same smile he’d been giving them since they met. “It is nothing to worry about,” said Rangi. He got up from the table. “You really should eat and drink your fill. It will make the festival more bearable. I must leave to prepare some other things, and then I will come back for you.”

When Rangi got out of earshot, Eric tugged on his friends’ sleeves. “We need to get out of here now.” Neither of them said anything. They finished their food and stared blankly at their empty bowls, their tongues lolling to one side. “What’s the matter with you?” he hissed, shaking them more violently. They ignored him.

From the lagoon, something under the water shifted. Eric couldn’t explain it, but it felt like something old and intelligent stirred beneath the water. He tried remembering the sermon pastor gave, but then he saw Kevin and Amanda stupidly turn their heads in unison to stare behind him. Eric lost the last ounce of his courage and shame, and tumbled off the bench. He picked himself up, and he decided to make the attempt to head back to the safety of the southern part of the island.

There was still just enough sunlight to find the trail leading south. Despite the things that had to be lurking nearby, Eric could try to move fast enough to get home. The sun had almost set, so he paused to get a flashlight out from his satchel. In that brief, quiet pause, Eric saw a great light flickering off the leaves around him. All throughout the jungle, a chorus of animal noises rose in unison.

Eric turned back around, and he was still close enough to the village to see they’d lit the signal fires. In his rational and natural senses, he knew none of this should be happening. He desperately wished for his legs to carry him back south, but to his dread he found they would not obey. Instead, he felt tethered to the lagoon, and a primordial urge demanded he bear witness to whatever terrifying thing the village worshipped. Against his common sense and his earnest desire to flee, Eric made his way back to the water.

He found a secluded perch behind a small section of cleared trees. He saw the entire beach lit up by bonfires, and the entire village stood there on the sandy shore, facing out to the lagoon. The villagers shifted, and then Eric saw Rangi standing next to Kevin and Amanda, his back to the water. He was saying something to them, not loudly enough for him to hear above the growing wind. Whatever it was, Eric saw both missionaries walk slowly into the lagoon until immersed up to their shoulders. It reminded Eric of his baptism in a country river the previous year.

The water in the lagoon changed color. Eric believed it must have been from the bonfires, but the water itself appeared to glow. It went from turquoise to a purplish hue, and Eric shuddered when he saw Kevin and Amanda’s shadows pointing towards the fires.

The ground shook like it had been hit by an earthquake. All the villagers gave out a cheer, followed by a rhythmic chant. Every fifth beat, the ground shook, and Eric saw Kevin and Amanda struggling to keep their balance. “Get out of there,” Eric breathed. They could not hear him.

The water turned a deeper shade of purple and quivered, shuddering as whatever underneath the waves undulated towards its thralls. The villagers stopped chanting. They fell to the sand, averting their eyes. Wind whipped through the trees. Two green orbs opened like eyes underneath the water, and they appeared as if they were staring right at the hidden missionary. The entire beach quaked, like the island was about to be sundered. Eric buried his head behind a log and trembled.

Just as soon as everything seemed to fall apart, the entire beach went quiet. Eric poked his head out, amazed he was still alive. Kevin and Amanda were nowhere to be seen. All of the bonfires had gone out, save for a larger one in the middle. The villagers parted in half, allowing two figures to hop out of the water on squat legs. Their skin was a sickly grayish white, glistening with slime. Four red orbs shone in the light. Each pair blinked, and one of the creatures let out a cry that could not have been human.

And Eric responded – in kind.

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Some Tabletop RPG Advice

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I didn’t want to do a rant for this week’s post, but YouTube keeps recommending bad tabletop RPG advice to me. After watching several episodes of Critical Role, I’m now seeing videos that are just bad. Part of me says I shouldn’t be surprised by this; tabletop RPGs have become more popular in recent years, but there aren’t many players who can give decent perspective on what to look for in a good game.

Here’s just a short list for anyone interested, in no particular order.

The popularity of a game doesn’t matter.
I started playing tabletop RPGs in college with D&D Third Edition. There were a ton of people at the game shop who LARPed White Wolf games. A bunch of other games got run, including GURPS and D20 Modern and Shadowrun. The list is endless. What separated the good games from the bad ones was interest in what was going on and ease of use. Basically, as long as you have people who are willing to sit at a table with you and learn how to play, you have a game.

The only time when popularity of a game matters is when you want to find strangers to play with. For this reason, White Wolf and D&D 5e are two games you will most likely find in places. Learning about them can help you connect with people and encourage them to play your old copy of 1st edition D&D. But really, I’ve also met plenty of gamers who are down to play any game so long as they have fun.

Tabletop games are a collaborative effort.
At its core, tabletop RPGs are like improv theater with the chaos of dice rolling added into the mix. As someone who has run a few different games over the years, I can say the best memories players have are the ones where their choices mattered, and their choices mattered to each other. Players have stories to tell with every character they bring to the table. When those stories affect the audience (everyone else there), they naturally feel good about what happened.

Even people who like murder hobos (read: characters that kill everything and loot that which is not nailed down or on fire) enjoy a collaboration. The main difference is that a tough obstacle was overcome, and their player contributed to the group’s success. There’s still cooperation there, although it might be buried in post-combat victory dancing.

Thus, working with other people is going to lead to more fun for everyone involved. If you’re running the game, try to include as many people as possible in whatever’s going on. Let players figure out among themselves how to defeat a trap or pick a lock without any actual lock picks. And if you’re a player, find excuses to have other players help you out. Even having a character learning to do something mundane can lead to an epic experience.

People running the games are not competing against the players.
There’s a term in D&D for the person running the game: Dungeon Master, or DM for short. Most other games have a Game Master, or GM for short. A ton of gamers call the person running the show one of these two things. I’ll be using GM.

As a general rule, if your GM is actively trying to get everyone’s character at the table killed, you’re going to have a bad time. Most sessions will end in a character death, sometimes with arguments following suit. Over time, this will lead to players and GMs mistrusting each other – and possibly ending real friendships.

Generally speaking, players are supposed to overcome encounters (except Call of Cthulhu, but that’s a different rant). This does not mean victory has to come easy. But victory can’t be impossible all the time. The goal of any game is to have fun, and RPGs are no exception.

End of Rant.

Radical Character Changes I #AmWriting

One of the unique things about long fiction like novels is that characters can change drastically over the course of revision. There have been a few reasons why I’ve changed my characters from minor roles to larger ones, along with some other important details. Mostly involve making the story tighter, and getting rid of less interesting characters who just never managed to do anything noteworthy in 90,000 words or less.

Of course, the urge to change these characters doesn’t come easy. I generally write a rough draft a particular way for a reason. There is time and energy invested in a draft, and it can feel awful to undo hard work.

The best example I can come up with for what I’m going through involves my science fiction project. Originally my protagonist had a wife and three kids. In the rough and 2d drafts, the only time I saw the wife was when she was being a whiny asshole. Everything was about her, and she felt like a caricature in a bad joke that never had anything to do with what else I was writing. I figured out that she was simply there as a shorthand device to get people to feel for my protagonist, and nothing else. While it might be acceptable in a Michael Bay movie, that’s not what I’m writing.

On the other hand, I did have a romantic subplot based on my protagonist’s aide and closest friend along the course of the novel. There was a history they shared which I only hinted at, and it was far more gratifying to write than anything involving the wife. She was even interesting enough to get the attention of my writing group, who suggested that she should have been an ex-wife with an undisclosed reason as to why the couple split.

I liked the idea, but I don’t think it went far enough. Eventually I settled on my protagonist and her having a kid together, but they never made any relationship official. Most of all, it makes a better character do what I need her to do. She can provide insight into two different characters that justify the messy decisions they make.

The character might change even more before I’m done. But I can say that I’m happier with the new situation than I was with the old one. Sometimes it takes extra work and courage to make a big decision for a story. As long as it expresses what you want to express, those decisions are worth it.

How Diverse Should Characters Be In Novels?

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With a society that’s growing more diverse, there’s a natural extension that fiction should resemble that growing diversity. The technical, plot-scheming part of me likes including more diverse characters in stories. Diverse characters who have their diversity hidden can be a great way to generate conflict and keep a story interesting. But then I feel like the whole point of having a diverse character gets defeated, turning it into at best someone like John Ritter’s Character from Three’s Company. There, homosexuality was often the brunt of a joke rather than a means of delivering humor.

Ultimately this is what makes me hesitant to just wantonly include different characters just for the sake of having something different. There’s been too much mishandling of this in the past, I think, and I really don’t want to add to it. The last thing I want is for someone to read a story of mine and think, “He’s making fun of me.”

Personally, I also don’t want to create worlds that are simply extensions of stereotypes. There are several novels I’ve read recently that have done this, and it’s depressing. Discrimination that is the scrutiny of a novel is a powerful literary device; what these books have done is use discrimination as a trope. At best, the latter will conjure up a story where empowered majority protagonist will personally lift up every helpless and weak discriminated class. The worst examples are ideas I don’t like to think about.

Wanting to do a story that was mismanaged is something that does fuel me as a writer. I think this is why I keep coming back to wanting to create and use characters of very different backgrounds. There are great people I’ve met in my life who did not fall into conventional categories. Their stories are as fascinating and uplifting as the people themselves. I want to share the benefits of knowing people like them, to enrich others as I’ve been enriched.

What Do You Do When You’re Blocked?

True story: if this is your morning coffee, you’re brewing it wrong.
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I’ve got a deadline coming up for a short story tomorrow, and I’m suffering the worst case of writer’s block ever. Well, maybe not the worst case ever. But it’s still really bad.

So I’m going to take some time here to list all of the nice things I’ve done today instead of write. And if other people reading this have some awesome things to add to this list, I’m all ears. I figure that if I’m going to not meet a deadline I knew about months in advance, I might as well get some ideas on how to do it in style.

Right now, my process for being writer’s blocked is (in no particular order):


–Talk to my computer like it can hear me.

–Ask my pets to write the thing for me.

–Get lost on YouTube while feeling regret every time I click on a new video.

–Make just enough progress on the story to get false hope, and then reach new levels of despair as the story idea I thought was great turns out to be an unmanageable mess that isn’t even interesting.

–Drink coffee in the vain hope that more caffeine will help.

–Regret giving up smoking.

As you can probably tell, I’m having a rough time coming up with any good idea, let alone one that’s fit to write about. At least if I can’t finish my story, I hope that other people will read this and take heart. Oh, and coffee doesn’t help with everything. But I suppose that’s something for a different rant.