Gardening Ain’t Easy

If I landscaped something this beautiful, I’d demand to be buried in it.
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People sometimes talk about having gardens like they magically spring forth from nowhere. I had an intention to create a garden plot in the backyard for a few years now. The other things I planted – fruit trees and berry bushes mostly – are alive and well. Somehow, this translated into thinking a garden is the next logical step to develop my green thumb.

So here I am, thinking it’s going to just be a couple days’ work with a tiller and some garden tools. This view didn’t reflect anything resembling reality. Worse, the research I did beforehand showed this. I just fell for the magic of editing and cool garden videos that do a cut from before to after in under a second. The process I went through put three new scars on my hands (rabbit-proof fencing is also me-proof). And although I joke about it, I actually almost kind of came super close to losing a leg. The tiller is fine. I’m fine. We’re both fine.

In the middle of this ordeal, I questioned whether growing stuff is worth the hassle. Each time, I tabled the discussion for later. Then I’d go back inside, see all the pepper plants waiting to go outside, and think I at least have to see this year through. I really want to try my hand at some fermented hot sauce and some chili powders.

Not everything I want to try is going to be easy. Growing stuff in the backyard started as an outlet for me. Now I’m getting into the parts of horticulture which require more patience and attention. At the least, the endeavor has curtailed my designs on building a mobile earthen oven.

For now.

Story Snippets: Rocket City Rewrite 2

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Author’s Note: This is the second part of what I’m submitting for my writing group’s next short story compilation. You can read the first revised part here.

Gemma leaned against the tube for support. She looked at the door. “Are you sure?” she asked.
“Of course I’m sure,” said Evan. “Some subroutine deleted most of his last movement. I had to use my awesome skills just to rescue this last bit of info.”

The bolts were loose, like they hadn’t been tightened properly. Someone had gone through this door. Gemma took out her wrench. She said, “Evan, thanks. There’s just some more stuff I have to do down here, and then I’ll give you a call.”

“Hey, wait,” said Evan. “You coming for Founding Day or what?”

“I’ll let you know later. Bye,” said Gemma. Pidgin ended the call. Gemma started working on the bolts.

::Hold on, Gemma. What are you doing?::

“I’m just going to have a look around, Pidgin,” said Gemma. She twisted two bolts free. The door lurched ajar, blowing stale air onto her face. It stank like an old gym, but it was breathable.

:You do not want to do this.:

“Yeah, I do,” said Gemma. Two more bolts came off, and the door swung a few more centimeters open.

:It is dangerous.:

The last two bolts came off, and the door swung up and in on a hinge. “I don’t care,” said Gemma. She threw her wrench in her tool bag and picked up a flashlight. Shining it into the tube, her attention went to the floor. Footprints headed towards the Complex. “He was here, Pidgin.”

::I suppose you’d want to have a look around now.::

“It’s like you read my mind.” Gemma stepped under the door and examined the tube. It was a long corridor, much like the one outside the door. The structure went on further than her light could illuminate.

::Just remember, if something bad happens, it’s all your fault.:: Pidgin’s voice sounded subdued, like she was trying to talk from far off.

Gemma didn’t notice. She traveled twenty meters and found a loose barricade of stacked furniture at the end of the tube. There wasn’t much organization to it. Chairs laid at odd angles over tables and sofas. It looked like someone took an entire common room and threw it in one place.

In the middle of the pile, someone removed a few chairs and a table to make a crude tunnel. Somehow the surrounding pile hadn’t collapsed. There were a bunch of places where her ankle could get caught or she could bump her head. “Too late to back off now,” she said. Gemma took a deep breath and climbed through. She went slow and steady, focused on each step.

Near the end, her foot caught on a chair leg. She fell forward and tumbled into the room beyond. Her light flew from her hand, sliding across an empty corridor. The light went out. She sprawled out on the floor in complete darkness. One of her hands touched something cold and sticky on the floor. Gemma shuddered, wiping her hand on her jumpsuit. “Gross.”

A whirring of environmental fans overhead grabbed Gemma’s attention. Lighting kicked on, the old bulbs giving off a pale blue glow and a rhythmic hum. She was in a large chamber, larger than any out in the living compartments, larger than the common rooms or eating halls. There were stains along the metal walls and floor, like the automated washing system had been turned on but never finished its cleaning cycle. It left a greasy film in many places. The smell of rust and something sweet lingered in the moving air.

“Are you catching this, Pidgin?” said Gemma. No response. “Pidgin?” The name echoed through the empty chamber. Nothing replied. Gemma was alone.

Real solitude didn’t sit well with Gemma, and she considered going back. She got up and stuck her head into the barricade. Dim lights at the far end of the tube flickered like a safety beacon. Between there and where she stood, she’d gone outside the range of the network. Pidgin couldn’t talk to her here.

Then she remembered her light and went to get it. It was next to a faint footprint in sticky residue, headed deeper into the chamber. “Baltus,” she said. Close up, the prints looked about his size. It had to be him. Gemma looked up and saw a circular exit. Beyond, more lights flickered to life. She tested her own and found it still worked. Reassured, she decided she could follow Baltus some more.

Beyond the exit, the chamber continued. Gemma thought of it like a promenade, with wide passages for people to go through without having to make way for others. In this section, she saw small chambers through archways lining the main corridor. A few had furnishings, like smaller rooms where people could sit and talk. The corridor curved off to the left, and when Gemma looked back, she could see that the whole promenade went in a giant circle.

The next section had a large set of stairs leading up to wide archway. Baltus’s footsteps led up to them and disappeared. There wasn’t anything on the steps to indicate he climbed them. There wasn’t anything in the promenade to show he went anywhere else. Gemma went up the steps to see if she could find Baltus’s trail again.

At the archway, Gemma saw another open chamber. It looked bigger than all the dining halls put together. She walked past rows of tables and benches. Unused plates and cups sat in place settings, untouched for years. At the other end, she walked up to a cafeteria counter. Behind the glass were pristine service bowls. On the wall behind the counter, there was a neon sign which read, “Rocket City Grill.” Gemma mouthed the words and said, “Interesting.”

:You need to leave, now.:

Gemma jumped. “Pidgin! Is that you?” She looked around. In the middle of the high ceiling, she caught a red network sphere blink on. “How is this still working?”

:You are in danger. I cannot hold it off for long.:

“What? What do you mean?” Gemma waited for a reply.

The lights in the chamber went out. Behind the counter, the neon sign flickered and buzzed, the red lights going in and out. Gemma took a step back. The neon lights clicked off, and she held her breath.

One by one, four letters came on. First, the “k” in “Rocket.” Second, the “i” in “City.” Finally, the two “l’s” in “Grill.” Gemma saw the word, and her knees went rubbery.

Story Snippets: Rocket City Rewrite

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Author’s Note: This is a draft of a short story I’m submitting to my writing group’s short story collection. The collection’s theme is “Rocket City,” in celebration of the bicentennial of Alabama. I’ve completed some revisions, and I’ve included the revised beginning below. You can see some of the changes if you look at the earlier version here.

Gemma worked alone near the Center Complex, a place off limits to most everyone aboard the Interstellar Traveler. She had to fix a security door that had come loose off its bolts. The door restricted access to the Complex, a place that had been shut down from before Gemma was born. Ship bosses always flipped out when something broke out there. It has to get fixed, right now, which put Gemma alone with her wrench on a holiday.

The job could have waited. Nobody on the wake cycle went out this close to the Complex unless they were scavenging parts. In the hall just outside the tube, there were exposed bits of wall and wiring which had found a new life in the more populated sections of the ship. Some of the lighting had been taken too, making it hard for Gemma to see what she was working on.

Her small wrench slipped from her fingers and bounced hard off the steel door. Artificial gravity didn’t work too well on this part of the ship. The metal tool flew past her head. It bounced off the ceiling and into an exposed wall, disappearing into the bulkhead. “Not again,” said Gemma. She went over to the wall and peered inside. All she could make out was a bracing strut and some wiring.

::You’re going through tools like boyfriends.::

“Shut up, Pidgin,” said Gemma, talking to her interface implant. Everyone on board had one implanted at birth, giving them access to the ship’s computer and information networks. The network tailored itself to each individual on the wake cycle, giving it a distinct personality. It made life aboard the interstellar colonial craft seem less lonely. Sometimes Gemma wished hers wouldn’t be so chatty. And personal. “I’ve only dated Baltus. You don’t have to rub it in.”

::I didn’t know you loved your tools that much.::

“You know that’s not what I’m talking about,” said Gemma. Most people could end their relationship with another shipmate on good terms. Baltus just disappeared, leaving her a vague goodbye note. The logs said he rotated back into cryo-sleep. The logs wouldn’t tell her which pod he was in.

::I am confused. Humor always cheers you up, Gemma.::

Gemma frowned. “I’m not in the mood for humor today,” she said. It had been the tenth day cycle since Baltus left. He had the deepest blue eyes of anyone on the wake cycle.

::Perhaps labor would assist you in your grief process. Acoustic calculations put your wrench just beneath the wall strut.::

The implant stimulated Gemma’s ocular nerve, displaying a red silhouette where the tool rested. She brushed some cables to the side and reached her hand down. Her fingertips touched the wrench’s handle right where Pidgin predicted. Gemma breathed a sigh of relief. The wrench was missing, not gone.

“You’re a witch, Pidgin,” said Gemma, pulling the wrench out. She went back to the loose bolt and gave it a few turns. The sound of metal squealing against metal echoed in the chamber beyond. Gemma stopped and asked, “Do you know what’s on the other side of this door?”

::Many secure barricades, Gemma. All of them were erected to restrict access beyond. I’ve told you this before.::

“But what happened to make previous generations close access?” Gemma asked.

:The Central Tube is restricted, Gemma. It’s for the protection of everyone on board.:

Gemma sighed, defeated. “Fine. Don’t tell me.” There was no arguing with a stubborn computer. She twisted the last bolt in place and thumped the door a few times. Nothing moved.

::Your repair is completed. Let’s go back to the mess hall and get you some food. You’re allotted double calories on Founding Day. Perhaps we can find a new boyfriend for you as well.::

“I’ll take the food,” said Gemma. Founding Day was the only holiday the wake cycle celebrated. It marked the day that Founders Gorman and Brown took their colony from Earth into the stars. They fled persecution and ridicule back home, and resolved to start somewhere under more enlightened principles. None of the ship bosses said what that meant. The Founders weren’t around to explain it, either.

::You have an incoming call. It’s Evan.::

“Put him through,” said Gemma. Pidgin stimulated her aural nerve. “Hey, Evan, I’ve just finished up here in tube C-15.”

“I’m glad I caught you then,” said Evan. The signal was a little fuzzy. There weren’t any network boosters this close to the Complex. He continued, “I did some digging into Baltus.”

“You found him?” Gemma asked. “Where is he?”

“Hold on,” said Evan. His voice was a little more hushed. “That’s not what I found out. I could probably get in trouble for telling you this, but he was in that tube you’re fixing before he disappeared.”

Slogging Through A Rocket City

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I’ve spent the better part of the last week trying to work on a viable rough draft for my writing group’s next short story collection. Nothing’s jumped out at me. The theme is “Rocket City,” something about the city of Huntsville and the bicentennial of Alabama’s statehood. That’s right. Alabama’s 200 years old. The Civil War technically doesn’t take time off of that.

At any rate, I know the story I want to tell. I’m just afraid I won’t be able to tell it the way I want to. I’m still holding out for a workaround that I’m happy with. So far, all attempts have made things unreadable. Right now, I’m hoping that writing about being stuck will un-stuck me.

On the plus side, some other stuff which has been blocking me will hopefully be getting dealt with soon. I’ll be happier when I can be more productive. Regardless, I think I’ll post an excerpt here next week on what I finally decide upon. Until then, I’m going to be doing a lot of head-scratching and mumbling to myself.