#1linerWeds – Being First Isn’t Everything

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“I’ve never placed second to anyone,” Victor told the executioner, “and I don’t intend to start now.”

Author’s Note: This is part of the wonderful and amazing Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday writing prompt. Click the link to find more one-liners, and then maybe try your own!

#1linerWeds : The Modern Exorcist

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Normally Father Montalban used more conventional means in his exorcisms, but all he had at the moment was a fork and an electrical outlet.

Author’s Note: This is part of the one and only Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday writing prompt. Click the link to find more one-liners, and maybe try your hand at one too! Oh, and please do not stick forks in electrical outlets. It’s dangerous.